On The Streets of Lagos
Egbon Ajepeaye was no do-gooder. Bus Conductors on the streets of Lagos are rarely any good- that was the impression my Mother instilled in my young mind. “My pikin, agbero, no be your portion. You go speak better English,…” and on and on she will continue. Some of them have an aspiration too, you know, maybe some even dared to see their future beyond the agbero zone. But somehow, we all grew into the street consciousness of any proper Lagos kid – the street OT of a Lagosian never levels down. Don’t ask me what an OT is, ask the streets of Lagos.
My home was a shed
attached to my Mother’s famous Boli stand. The sun shines on us there, the
rain soak us wet there, the putrid smell of the darker parts of Lagos is our
natural stench. But her Boli and fried meat stew managed to be one of the joys
of that area. That was all I ever knew as food until the sun of change smiled
at me.
When I
was still in primary school, one of my rather unfortunate teachers had the
tough luck of following me to my Mother’s stall one fateful afternoon. Her
mission, unknown to me was to lecture my Mother on a growing Child’s nutrition.
By sweet heavens, I had seen her pass through our street many times; I would
even wave at her. She must have drawn her inference on such pass-bys, because I
still don’t know how she knew. That day, Iya Oniboli threw saliva up into the
skies and allowed it to make a landing on her face. She tore at my mistress
with the kind of madness only seen in a loving mother. Let’s hope that one of
these days, the mistress will walk across the street again and not turn deaf
ears to my greetings. But I know she won’t, a mistress should keep her big
mouth close to the lips of her toasters.
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